Okay, yeah this requires a bit of explanation.

Back in college, while I was being the lab monitor for the graphic arts computer lab, my sister (for whatever reason) decided to draw a character, on the lab's white board, called Peniszilla, and it was, as the name describes, a penis version of Godzilla.

Was a good drawing. Had a detailed Tokyo, lots of citizens running away.

Anyway, that character stuck around, occasionally popping up in jokes between here and I... and then one day I stumbled on some Rampage sprites, and this comic was born.

For the record, that is a custom sprite. He is awesome in his originality, as well as in his smooth phallicness.

I do have to wonder how (if he's like the other Rampage character) he manages to climb buildings without any arms...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.