#153: Olympic Sized Long Jump
Maybe Alucard will use his superjump technique to get across. Or, if he thinks about it, he could turn into a bat to fly across. Or, maybe he has a varia cape. That would be spiffy.

Of course, if Alucard dies, Simon is the undisputed king of the series. Let's guess what outcome Simon is hoping for.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.