Great comic. One of my favorites. I have to give credit to Dorakyura for this one, though. He was the one that came up with the "Ifs and Maybes..." line.

How big a closet do you think Dracula has? It'd have to be pretty large, otherwise the smell of all those corpses would get ripe pretty fast.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.