This is just one of the many things that makes you question what the programmers were smoking when they mad some of the games in the CV series. The librarian drops prizes... out of his ass... Ewww.

I honestly had this discussion with someone while playing the game, thus, the comic.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.