Just your generic Castlevania rip. Genya, aka Alucard, trying to finally sell his weapons back. Funny, haha.

I actually did this joke once already with some banners for the ICVD Forum a while back, but since they didn't really exist anymore, I just threw the joke in here. Sort of preserving it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.