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He wouldn't have the title of "Dark Lord" if he couldn't fight off the occasional interloper. Nor would his followers keep bringing him back from the dead. Plainly he has some power and can use it from time to time.
The Belmonts just have a whip tuned to destroying the undead, are well trained, and have a serious hate on for Dracula. It makes it hard to be a Dark Lord.
Sounds like a rap song, really. "Damn it's hard to be a Dark Lord."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.