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And there's the long explanation for why Darkmoon acts like he does and tries to do good. He does have some morals (barely, but we knew that), and has to do good once in a while or he feels at least a little like shit.
The testicles probably fell off a hundred years ago.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.