This Comic's Cast:

You really can't "macho" up a name like Herschel. It's not like Chuck, or Rambo, or Alejandro. The name would have to have a lot of adjectives added to it to be macho.
The Destroyer of Cities, Devourer of Souls, Feared, Avoided, Quickly Ignored when Met on the Street, One Who's Name Strikes Terror into Those Who Would Do Marginally Evil Deeds, The Unknowably Deadly Herschel.
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Nope, still lame.
Alejandro also sounds like a Spanish Porn name. Still macho, though.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.