This Comic's Cast:

I really have no explanation for how a character from Secret of Mana 2 (damn it, that's what it would have been called had it been released in the US) managed to get into the Castlevania universe... but then I really don't have an explanation for how Crono and Lucca did it in the main archive either. Or Luigi... or Mortal Kombat's Reptile...
At least I didn't kill the hero. That would have been awkward for the whole continuity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.