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This is a lawyer joke. As a Jew, you have three professions that will be acceptable to your mother: doctor, lawyer, or rabbi. If you are any of those, your mother will guilt you less and will be happy with what you've done with your professional life.
That's not to say she won't guilt you -- she will, constantly, about everything that isn't your job. Mostly about "when are you going to find a nice Jewish girl to settle down with", or, once you have a girl, the fact that "she's not Jewish", or, if she is Jewish, about "when are you going to have some children?"
It's good if you read those quotes with a vaguely nasal whine. It aids in the authenticity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.