This Comic's Cast:

Well, he is gay. Although, true, he hadn't come out yet. That doesn't happen until the Main Plotline, hundreds of years down the road.
Darkmoon not being poetic is actually my own failing. I suck at poetry, and lyrics, and those kinds of things. I'm much better at prose. In fact, the only poems I've ever written that were any good were poems that read like stories.
They were also poems about zombies and vampires. Plainly we know what my interests are.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.