This Comic's Cast:

I do like the line "this is where you run". I know I picked it up from some movie or TV show, but for the life of me I can't remember where.
Here we see that Darkmoon, I mean Herschel, has never had a good direction sense. Being a vampire didn't hinder what wasn't really there to begin with.
And, really, as we'll see down the road, being a vampire didn't really change Darkmoon much at all. He wasn't really more evil than as a human, nor more inept. He just kind of was. Being a vampire really only tweaked his motivations some.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.