This Comic's Storylines:

If only ever encounter with hot desert women would end in oodles of sex. My life would have gone so different if I'd had a few more encounters like that back in the day.
One must remember that Link has had plenty of experience with Princesses. When with Zelda, and that mer-chick... and I want to say some rock girl on Death Mountain. Plus, the Gerudo, of course. Link really gets around.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.