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To be fair, if they had actually read the comic up to this point, they would have been able to see this coming. Of course, I don't know what they would have done about it. Invincible chickens are a force to be reckoned with. Which is why they are one of the running gags I keep coming back to.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.