This Comic's Storylines:

It's not as if you could really "train" zombies, anyway. Day of the Dead notwithstanding, most movies tend to agree that zombies are creatures of pure, animal instict. If they see something nearby to eat, they'll eat it. There's no consideration for mob rules, or strategy, or anything like that. Zombies rely on their sheer numbers to get the job done, sure, but it's not as if that's a concious decision.
On the flip side, one has to wonder why the chickens left Dracula and Co. alone. Weird.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.