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In the Legend of Zelda, a Link to the Past, is is, indeed, impossible to carry that much money. Off by one rupee.
Later games change around that amount so much (raising, lowering), that it's not even worth trying to keep up. I hear in one game they let Link carry as much as he can strap to his inflatable sheep.
Of course, the quest compass with become a plot maguffin. Plainly.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.