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In case anyone is wondering, I don't normally know what Mummy is saying. I try to write the dialogue around him as if everyone else can understand him, and try to do it in such a way that they aren't always just paraphrasing what he says.
Sometimes I'm more successfulo with this than other times.
Anyway, Mummy just groans. I'm sorry to kill any illusions, but not, his lines aren't actually scripted.
In other news, at vampire parties it is customary to bring a plus one. Preferably one that is edible. Nubile and naked are a plus, but not required.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.