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I love this comic. I think the "Egress between a yak and a duck" line is one of the best I've ever written. Off the wall good times. I also like my last panel, although that's as much out of laziness as anything else. I could probably have found some attacking sprite EVENTUALLY and done the last panel up all gory and stuff... but...
Well, come on, everyone can do fake blood. It's not funny anymore. It's one thing when it was the early days of the net and everyone was doing stick figure death animations. But now? Blood is passe.
Besides, nothing I could have done would be funnier than the panel I came up with. No joke would fit better. I totally think that.
Of course, watch people now submit panels for the last frame that are funnier. Then I'll have to quote Alec Baldwin from the Clerks cartoon series: "Well played... Clerks."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.