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Link is just lucky Nintendo never decided to put encumberance into their games. With the amounts of rods, staffs, swords, pendants, etc... Dear lords. Shit, some of the later games throw whole changes of outfits and 8 pair of boots. The man would need a freakin wagon to carry it all!
Out of curiosity, what is Nintendo's thinking behind all the phallic items link uses? Hookshot, staff, wand, sword? Hrmmm...
We pick back up with the Elders here also, continuing that storyline. I gotta admit, I had no clue where that plotline was going, and the twists and turns it takes later on were a complete and total surprise to me... and also fueled by the fact that I'm an evil bastard!
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.