This Comic's Storylines:

This comic could have lead to a snafu if I hadn't covered for it later. See, if you read the top, you'll notice Princess call Alucard a stud muffin. Now, as we all know, Princess is supposed to be gay, so, she shouldn't be attracted to Alucard.
Oops. Luckily, I caught it in time and was able to address it quickly afterwards. I know, I just admitted to a major mistake, but eh, I played it off well at the time... and if I didn't mentions stuff like this, these commentaries would be a triffle short.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.