This Comic's Storylines:

So, firstly, I take a stab at the economic and social conventions on RPGs. Namely the treasure chests. Silly that people just let you rob them blind, but except for Fable, they really just let it happen. It's a dumb convention, really.
Then, old school RPG style meets Samus and her bombs of fury. There are few things in a Metroid game that can't be solved through weaponry. Of course, this is SoM, not Metroid, so mores the pity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.