The heroes in CV RPG are fairly ineffectual. Of course, for them to have survived as long as they have, a good portion of the populace has to be as ineffectual as they are, otherwise they'd be out of a job... and possibly dead.
BTW, this is a Final Fantasy sprite for the dragon. I used that and a Secret of Man sprite (for the closeups). I was only able to find one good frame for each, which is why the dragon isn't in the comic very long, let alone do very much except for stand there.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.