This Comic's Cast:

Here's one of those dudes that I've written about so much in the comic (since, hell, he has his own series -- DSWC), that coming up with a bio and a comic to summarize him seems to difficult.

How do I mention the fact that he spent time as a zombie, or that even though he's married to one girl, he's more interested in banging her sister.

Do I mention that fact that he's died more times than Dracula has (in the comic anyway)? What about his clones, and how many times they've died.

Can I mention the fact that he actually grows to accept his role as a hero?

All of that had to be set aside for the sake of spoilers, but that doesn't mean I was happy about it. The dude has grown so much, has suffered a great deal at my hands for the sake of comedy. Sad as it is, his bio just can't reflect that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.