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The thing is, Darkmoon really only can focus on so much at once. I think Alec's name only ever came up a couple of times in the series (and I can't remember Darkmoon being around for all of them), so that's just information D would never pay attention to.

Same for Princess's actual name (which, to be fair, only really counted in the alternate reality). She always went by "Princess" so even if she signed her name as "Isabella" on official paperwork after learning it, she'd still think of herself as "Princess". For Darkmoon, that's good enough.

Somehow, like his fashion, it seems like Darkmoon's vocabulary would be stuck 400 years or so in the past. Thus "totes".
 
anonymous coward
2015-07-31 11:30:18 
If he's really this much of a moron, how the heck has he managed to avoid dying for so long?
Nangbaby (Mobile)
2015-08-03 02:11:53 
I didn't know until seeing this strip that Alec was shorter than Princess.
Gabi
2016-01-12 11:16:57 
Was he? Or was Princess wearing high heels under her dress?
Gabi
2016-01-12 11:18:04 
Anyway, I remembered Alec's last name.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.